[locked to Sephiroth] Voicemail #1
Jun. 8th, 2014 05:41 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
painmostdearHi honey,
I just wanted to remind you that your father is very adamant about not telling anyone his last name. He says that if you do, it might cause the science department at Midgar U to blacklist you for any classes or future scholastic opportunities. He's right, so keep it to yourself, okay? I'm sure you will.
And don't forget the reason we decided to give you my surname instead -- the numerological combination of your given name and his surname would be disastrous. And the re-arrangement of the letters could potentially be an anagram for a lesser baron of hell from the Ars Goetica. Remember what I've always told you about summoning demons - don't bother if they're anything below a duke. It's simply too much trouble, and I don't think you're going to get your security deposit back if one feasts on the blood of your dormmates. Is that what they're called, honey, dormmates? You'll have to tell me when you are home next time!
I'll send some more sage along with a lilac and vanilla incense in case you have trouble sleeping. If you notice your roommate starts having nightmares because of the protection spell I cast, just put some sea salt on his side of the room, under his mattress but remember, Sephiroth, you have to walk counterclockwise or else....well, just never mind that, you have enough to worry about.
Your father says to remember that morality in the sciences is an antiquated concept, based on the lesser man's fear of intelligence and ingenuity.
Have a good first week of classes, honey! I won't call you again, your father and I have to go to Nibelheim for a week or so to conduct a few -- interviews -- with the local population, we're trying to decide if the subjects we've capt-er, identified, are going to be of any use to our experiments.
We'll send you a present!
Love, Mother
I just wanted to remind you that your father is very adamant about not telling anyone his last name. He says that if you do, it might cause the science department at Midgar U to blacklist you for any classes or future scholastic opportunities. He's right, so keep it to yourself, okay? I'm sure you will.
And don't forget the reason we decided to give you my surname instead -- the numerological combination of your given name and his surname would be disastrous. And the re-arrangement of the letters could potentially be an anagram for a lesser baron of hell from the Ars Goetica. Remember what I've always told you about summoning demons - don't bother if they're anything below a duke. It's simply too much trouble, and I don't think you're going to get your security deposit back if one feasts on the blood of your dormmates. Is that what they're called, honey, dormmates? You'll have to tell me when you are home next time!
I'll send some more sage along with a lilac and vanilla incense in case you have trouble sleeping. If you notice your roommate starts having nightmares because of the protection spell I cast, just put some sea salt on his side of the room, under his mattress but remember, Sephiroth, you have to walk counterclockwise or else....well, just never mind that, you have enough to worry about.
Your father says to remember that morality in the sciences is an antiquated concept, based on the lesser man's fear of intelligence and ingenuity.
Have a good first week of classes, honey! I won't call you again, your father and I have to go to Nibelheim for a week or so to conduct a few -- interviews -- with the local population, we're trying to decide if the subjects we've capt-er, identified, are going to be of any use to our experiments.
We'll send you a present!
Love, Mother
